Christa Faust

@christafaust
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Writer. Pervert. Bisexual Assassin. Menopausal Troublemaker. She Adjacent.
GIVEAWAY time! I’ve started a newsletter and, in honor of Hard Case Crime’s recent 20th Anniversary, the first 20 subscribers will be entered to win this Western Noir bundle. Included is an ARC of THE GET OFF, a copy of my graphic novel REDEMPTION illustrated by Mike Deodato and a Rodeo Time cap. So make with the clicky link and subscribe to The Bisexual Assassin’s Handbook today! https://buttondown.com/christafaust
The Bisexual Assassin’s Handbook

Might fuck your dad. Might steal your girlfriend. Might kill you. Will definitely write about it. An occasional newsletter by Christa Faust.

Guy(s?) in a trump truck with a trump flag yelled “TRUMP!!!” out the window at me like it was a slur, so that’s how my post election life is going so far.
A very special fuck you to all the white heterosexual Cool Girls (™) who voted for the pussy grabber to show their men that they don’t need bodily autonomy because they are fun and sexy and easy-going and like everything he likes and are definitely not shrewish, joyless nags like his crazy ex.
Heads up, perverts! I’ve decided to pare down my beautiful vintage shoe collection. Many, different styles and decades are available, are all worn and loved by me. Many lucky subs have been trampled beneath these petite size 5 soles! This is the first of dozens of listings, There’s several up now and so much more to come, so follow this seller (my dearest and most useful Madwoman) for the latest postings. https://www.ebay.com/itm/135248264742
1930's vintage women's slingback shoes with gold leather cobweb detail | eBay

1930's black satin deco pumps with gold embroidery and metallic gold leather trim in the shape of a spiderweb. Marked 'Daniel Green 320' on the sole with serial numbers on the inside toes. Has a lot of wear appropriate for 80+ year old shoes but in good condition with minor scuffing and fading. Leather soles, buckles intact, no holes or tears. Women's size 5AA.

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The purpose of the menopausal female is to make your girlfriend cum for the first time while we laugh at your tiny boner.

Fellow writers and other Substack-ers. Tell me all about it. Do you love it? Hate it? Pros? Cons? Worth it? Fuck it? I’m thinking of giving it a shot so lemme know what you think.

Also, readers, do you read/subscribe to any writers on Substack? What’s your take on it? If I did one, would you be interested?

Dear Internet, I’ve got this new book coming out next March and it would be swell if everybody preordered the shit out it. Love, Christa

https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/775947/the-get-off-by-christa-faust/

The Get Off by Christa Faust: 9781835411735 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books

The first Angel Dare novel, MONEY SHOT, earned universal acclaim: finalist for the Edgar, Anthony and Barry Awards, won the Crimespree Award a...

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Childless cat ladies, it’s time to fight monsters. Again.
Serious question, fellow wordslingers: Anybody else have a book coming out early next year? How are you feeling/coping/not coping with the prospect of putting your book out on the virtual stroll in the midst of (waves hands around) all this?

Hot damn, preorders are now open for my new Angel Dare novel THE GET OFF!

You know what to do.

(If you don’t see your favorite indy bookseller on that list, contact them directly and let them know how bad you want it.)

https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/775947/the-get-off-by-christa-faust/

The Get Off by Christa Faust: 9781835411735 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books

The first Angel Dare novel, MONEY SHOT, earned universal acclaim: finalist for the Edgar, Anthony and Barry Awards, won the Crimespree Award a...

PenguinRandomhouse.com