This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

Öffis nützen = Klima schützen

train go nyooooooom

can usually be found in bed

sometimes toots random train stuff (announcements, fault reports, ...)

certified rosahugger™  

speaks German natively, above  level english, also allegedly speaks some Dutch and French

may be faulty, smoke emission from the unit is normal and should be no cause for concern

Is probably slightly better than the average idiot at touching computers