Charley Warady

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Author; writer; comedian; Represented by Jane Dystel
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Wait...let me guess...now Bibi will retaliate against the terrorists...then the terrorists will retaliate...then Bibi will retaliate...and this is how the Prime Minister of Security operates. "Only Bibi can give us Security"....bullshit.
#politics #Israel
#News At least seven dead in Jerusalem synagogue attack, Israeli police say https://w.st/Z2ice

MISSED CONNECTION:

I was on the train, and you were running for the train. Our eyes met. You reached out to me just as the doors began to close, but the train pulled away. Please contact me, I have your left hand.

ME: is he always this quiet

WIDOW: *sobs harder*

Break a bottle of white wine vinegar on the floor you just cleaned to make your home smell like a douche.

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So there's this....#MikePence has classified documents that he turned over, but it seems they were only White House lunch orders.
#politics
https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/24/mike-pence-had-classified-documents-at-home-turned-them-over-00079228
Mike Pence had classified documents at home, turned them over

In a Jan. 22 letter to the National Archives, Jacob indicated that FBI agents came to Pence’s Indiana home on the night of Jan. 19 to retrieve documents that the former vice president had located a few days earlier.

POLITICO
Speaker of the House - Randy Rainbow Song Parody

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We got Donald Trump because there were no consequences for McConnell's fascism.

We got Marjory Taylor Green because there were no consequences for Trump's fascism.

We got George Santos because there were no consequences for Marjory Taylor Green's fascism.

There is no bottom. Every time we allow fascists to get away with fascism free of consequences, we signal our acceptance of it, and they sink lower.

House Intelligence Cmte. chair: “There are election deniers on both sides of the aisle.”

There really aren’t. Election denialism is a problem, but it’s not a bipartisan problem.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/election-denialism-house-intelligence-committee-rcna66987?cid=sm_npd_ms_tw_ma&taid=63cf1b6a324392000126a029&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

Election denialism is not a ‘both sides of the aisle’ problem

When House Republican leaders announced their slate of committee chairs for the new Congress, too many of them had something unfortunate in common.

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“The refusal of Kevin McCarthy to push back against George Santos is just one more sign that the Grand Old Party has no morals, stands for nothing, and will only reach its justifiable demise when voters decide they’ve really had enough. In the meantime, newly installed Congressman Santos is the GOP’s lying face.
https://america.substack.com/p/lying-for-the-win
Lying for the Win

George Santos proved he'd say anything to dupe voters to elect him. His party's leader doesn't care—in fact, Kevin McCarthy is all in on the jaw-dropping liar.

America, America