Dystel, Goderich & Bourret
MISSED CONNECTION:
I was on the train, and you were running for the train. Our eyes met. You reached out to me just as the doors began to close, but the train pulled away. Please contact me, I have your left hand.
ME: is he always this quiet
WIDOW: *sobs harder*
Break a bottle of white wine vinegar on the floor you just cleaned to make your home smell like a douche.
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We got Donald Trump because there were no consequences for McConnell's fascism.
We got Marjory Taylor Green because there were no consequences for Trump's fascism.
We got George Santos because there were no consequences for Marjory Taylor Green's fascism.
There is no bottom. Every time we allow fascists to get away with fascism free of consequences, we signal our acceptance of it, and they sink lower.
House Intelligence Cmte. chair: “There are election deniers on both sides of the aisle.”
There really aren’t. Election denialism is a problem, but it’s not a bipartisan problem.