My own father, in reference to slamming his hand in a car door hard enough to split his skin and guarantee nail loss: “Yeowch, my achy breaky finger”

Looking up reference photos for art is so goddamn weird because it’s either “cute side undercut female” or “compound depression skull fracture” and I’m traumatizing myself I s2g there’s no inbetween

TFW you get one (1) Weirdly Palpable Heartbeat and accept that it’s just your time to die

War of Rights is a fucking amazing game. Where else can an officer scream at you over the sound of artillery fire in the benevolent but stern voice of Kermit the Frog that you need to be on your feet and killing more confederate scum

Blackout Poetry 🌿

Y’all ever wanna write something into a character and then realize it might be *too* fucked up?

Me @ anyone who is on a gluten free diet for funsies as opposed to actually benefiting from one

Tired but also Wired because I don’t sleep and neither does my caffeine addiction