Cashary S. Carter

@cashcarter489
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unwilling executive cog at junkbox Industries
Gutanarcho-absurdist
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i gotta stop watching movies from the 80s, they keep making me want to start smoking again
Nyanagon EP

covers and collages

gonna keep upgrading my toilet-side reading materials holder until it eclipses the sun instead of rotating them out like a normal damn person
@cashcarter489 do chimps have nutsacks? i dont want to look it up and i assume somebody on here already knows

"and here, we see... the king of the serengeti"

*camera focuses on a hippo squashin cheek into some mud*

"no no, not that one. behind it"

*camera refocuses on a chimp, stretchin sack like he's tuning a violin peg*

imagining someone in their early-20s laughing hard enough at a jeff dunham bit that they get red in face like captain insano in the waterboy and just generally bumming myself out
anarcho-matata
"i been workin on the railroad"
*clang*
"truth care, truth brings"
my voice, growing higher and higher as i speak: "this IS what it's like when worlds collide!"