Fucking weird day on Mastodon eh???

Popping on to put out into the world that while most people hate Thanksgiving and Christmas, my kryptonite is New Years Eve. I hate thinking back on all the failures of the year and looking forward to new failures to come 😂😭

I’m spending my thanksgiving watching a Harry Potter marathon on TV, drinking wine and wearing a narwhal onesie. Trying to give myself permission to forget how much the world fucking sucks just for one day.

Happy drunksgiving y’all.

I haven’t eaten a carb today (not on purpose) and I’m about ready to murder someone. How do people live without carbs

When you find out through social media posts that someone you really thought was cool and used to hang out with is a fucking anti vaxx, anti-lockdown conspiracy theorist who thinks the government makes up covid numbers 😭

Drinking wine and feeling emotional about my plush alligator, Claude. My ride or die since 2014! Can’t imagine my life without him. I know I’m talking about a plushie but FOR REAL.

Incredible and emotional first day in San Francisco after more than 2 years.

Obviously this is a tragedy

I keep trying to upload a video of the fuck ton of pigeons I just saw on 16th Street but it won’t upload!!!!!