Angelica πŸŽ—

@captainsparklefists
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Usually overworked uni student. I like food, books, video games and learning different languages. She/her, queer as hell.
Me: I don't like children.
Also me (watching the #MarchForOurLives coverage): CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE AND I WANT THEM TO LEAD THE REVOLUTION!
@quatschmitsauce you looooooooove me
@quatschmitsauce I am SUPPLEMENTING the sucking venom scene
Because I spent all of yesterday working and studying for and taking exams the last six days before that, I will do nothing else today.
Heating hasn't worked over the weekend. Today: Our showerhead committed suicide. Our kitchen did this: https://mastodon.social/media/Io91fHcz0CRzg73IIEg
coolcoolcool

I think it’s important to quit framing Mastodon as a Twitter replacement. They both have different uses!

Mastodon’s where you go to build/find community in a decentralized space, while Twitter’s where you go to emulate the feeling of sticking your head into a boiling vat of cooking oil.

@minego @quatschmitsauce ooh, the fellow peanut butter disliker. Gimme a sec to get back on the PC and generate the link ;)
Someone is building a snowman outside and I saw their buttcrack. (I'm unhappy.) We call this phenomenom "Maurerausschnitt." (lit. brick layer neckline) There's your German word for the day.