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Lp0 on fire off the shoulder of orion
Does this work with keybase?
it's not the actual doing of it that's so terrible it's the number of damned bottom feeding crack alley scum who show up on the searches and you have to do due diligence to rule out as a possible sensible quote. And just when you find the one that'll work for you it sodding vanishes right before your eyes. #asifnoneofyoualreadyknewthisstuff
'comparison' shopping for fucking car insurance is fucking horrid.
Our new #cat is installed! Sullen, balefully and relentlessly glaring at us from his 'safest space I can find right now' under the biggest big of furniture he can find. The poor wee SOUL! He has eaten, and found the cat box. #heisastar
Ah, Zombie Jebus day, is it? #isit?
Morning, Yak fans (if you're anywhere near UTC) it's new #cat day!
Of course my youtube hole ended up with Steel Panther. #theresnodenyingwhatyourtruepassionsare :/ #hairmetal
@chris Who cares? What he gives to society is that rewritten misty eyed shit. He's a man-baby and if he's anything else in private then his public persona ruins that.
@chris Yeh, no worries. I can see how you'd be jealous of his access to stuff, his bumblingly happy and innocent demeanour and his apparent safe cuddliness. It's just that actually he's every thing evil about Britain. More brexit than Farage. Being evil and selfish and happy is probably very much fun, personally I couldn't achieve the happy bit if I was truly the other two. #Iam80percenttheothertwo
@chris Man lab is everything totally sexist about the complete prick, as if any of that shit is the preserve of men and that the first series has mute women all over the fucking background is vomit worthy. Lost fucking arts of lawn mower repair, total twat.
@chris It's a Scots word for the flexible suggestion of an implication that someone is a bit rubbish. #hesasexistprickanddeeplyinlovewithanimaginedgoldenimperialistbullshithistory