BUTTPIRATE

@buttpirate
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Slowly migrating the pictures of me back here - short mean tattooed machine - that's mean as in skilled not as in douche bag - mostly naked, mostly my behind, in the frozen woods of the North, eh - originally posted on Deviant Art/Tumblr/newTumbl and where ever else - (I'm keeping all the restaurant/airplane bathroom ass selfies to a minimum) Also, Tá gaeilge agam ... 🇨🇦 Bri'ish Columbia
I survived a month of the winter weather in Moronto/Onterrible with only one crack in my ass now.
I took this picture 30 years ago today

Fucking 2025!

Sheeesh

Shrivelling Xmas, backside
Christmas Balls balls balls

Low hanging Xmas pictures from the past

*sparkle*

Still using an old one, this time from behind.
Recycling Xmas cuz can't be bothered to take new pictures these days.
Nose still roman, ass still cracked.

Ouch - trying to look sexy with a partially collapsed lung, 4 broken ribs, road rash, and an ass with a crack in it.

Old age sucks.