Butch Raptor

@butchraptor
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Husband. Dad. #TwitterRefugee
If she doesn’t play “Crazy Train” during boarding, then what is she even doing?
Video Woman builds custom 'dog train' to take disabled pups on daily rides https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/video/woman-builds-custom-dog-train-disabled-pups-daily-108946670
Video Woman builds custom 'dog train' to take disabled pups on daily rides

A woman built custom “trains” out of decorated plastic barrels to give rides to disabled dogs at an animal shelter in Turkey.

ABC News
I still think about the sound the Black Smoke monster made in LOST and it f*cks me up.
I dream that one day Steve Martin and Martin Short find their perfect third named Short Steve to complete the circle.

I see #backdoor is trending on Mastodon.

If CCR was on here they’d be all about it.

I am just going to say it: The Gak that we had in the 90’s could run circles around this slime shit that’s got all these youngsters up in a tizzy.
If your last name is “Crowley” I will start humming Ozzy Osbourne and you can’t stop me.

My wife said she wants to spend our savings on learning to drive a steamroller.

I said I’m not going to stand in her way.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

I’ve asked it before many times on other socials.

If you don’t finish a canned or fountain soda and put it in the break room fridge, who are you kidding?

#RealQuestion

I just found out I got a 2nd interview for a job that is more than double my current salary.

I have always been insecure about not having a degree. If all goes well and this plays out, my pregnant wife can finally stay home.

Manifesting good vibes only.