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chrislawrence-EF⬡⬡42.pf 12h ago

@stilgherrian @static actually seems to be from earlier than that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIPxrJ_-how

Pizza Hut - 131166 Delivery

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chrislawrence-EF⬡⬡42.pf 13h ago

@stilgherrian @static probably. Pizza Hut delivery jingle from….. uh… late 90s? 00s?

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chrislawrence-EF⬡⬡42.pf 14h ago

@stilgherrian @static one three double-one double-six

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 Aug 15, 2025

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

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HACKERS BOT 23h ago

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Frank Filippone 1d ago

An email received by a client from ACMA has this phrase in it:

This decision has been made by the operation of computer programs.

We are now trying to decide if this was:
a) generated by some form of AI/LLM, or
b) drafted by a committee of public servants following arcane legislative requirements, or
c) all of the above

🤔

#acma #llm #ai

chrislawrence-EF⬡⬡42.pf 5d ago

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Ben Harris-Roxas 5d ago

RE: https://old.mermaid.town/@futzle/116275079349661032

Bless you, little boat that couldn't.

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Logan Five Thousand Mar 20

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Luci Bitchface Angerfoot Mar 18

See normally when an algorithm requires The Entire Global Supply Of Ram, a software engineer would consider that not a good algorithm, and would try and make a better one instead of optimising the entire planet for paperclip manufacturing.

Unfortunately we accidentally gave a bad software engineer too much money