josh buermann

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"Man has survived hitherto because he was too ignorant to know how to realize his wishes. Now that he can realize them, he must either change them or perish."

Profile picture alt text: Nelson Mandela Muntz Sr anchoring the news and armpit farting at camera one, then turning to camera two with another breaking armpit fart.

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josh buermann10h ago

Radiology jobs rose 39% in the 10 years since #AI Nobel laureate Geoff Hinton predicted its end in 5:

"Let me start with the obvious: if you are a radiologist you're like the coyote that's already over the edge of the cliff but hasn't looked down yet; people should stop training Radiologists now. Within 5 years deep learning is going to do better than Radiologists. It might be 10 years but we got plenty of Radiologists already." --Geoff Hinton, Nov 24, 2016, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HMPRXstSvQ&t=13s

Show threadjosh buermann11h ago

Kushner and Witkoff getting cucked to the couch-fucker is incredible news. They're both so materially invested in the outcome of their war that it is rather like they are being forced to share the couch JDV is going to spend the next few weeks fucking up.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/24/pakistan-army-chief-iran-peace-talks-trump-call

josh buermann2d ago

Robert Malone still wants credit for Katalin Karikó's revolutionary work, which he also says is so dangerous that everybody should take worm poison instead. A federal judge has quite rightly ruled that he is unqualified to advise the government on childhood vaccination schedules, so he is quitting in a huff, complaining that he has "better things to do", like whining about it to a third of a million marks on substack.

https://archive.is/VqOJj

Show threadjosh buermann2d ago

"I’d do a number on Kharg Island. I’d go in and take it," Trump declared in 1987, four decades before finally fucking around and finding out that taking Kharg Island doesn't accomplish much if you still can't ship anything through the "straight."

https://archive.is/yzeHs

Show threadjosh buermann3d ago

Alex Acosta and Matthew Menchel -- who never disclosed that he dated one of Epstein's lawyers -- kept over-riding Marie Villafaña's original prosecution of Jeffrey Epstein, going over her and his victims' heads to reduce his charges to "soliciting a minor."

Menchel started a private practice and Acosta is now the director of News Max, both of them appear to have remained friendly with Epstein after bonding with him over sexually exploiting children.

https://archive.is/iCLbL

Show threadjosh buermann4d ago

"No quarter" with Make Arithmetic Great Again's new math is equal to "56 billion quarters".

It remains unclear which AI deserves credit for the calculation.

Show threadjosh buermann5d ago

Couldn't zero out the science budget, still refusing to spend the money: "analysts have a laundry list of other worries, including a flat budget in a time of high inflation, increasing politicization at the agencies, and signs that the administration has been trying to block congressionally mandated spending... The NIH declined to comment on the record for this story. For budget questions, the agency referred C&EN to the OMB, which did not respond."

https://cen.acs.org/policy/research-funding/nih-research-grants-funding-challenges/104/web/2026/03

josh buermann5d ago
All the usual nonsense about weapons of mass destruction except about conventional weapons.
Show threadjosh buermann5d ago

We have here the synthesis of two conflicting tales about how Donald met Melania.

Paolo Zampolli and Jeffrey Epstein both claimed credit for introducing the two lovebirds. Turns out Zampolli met Melania through Epstein and has been working angles in the first lady's office to have his own Epstein-trafficked wife abducted by ICE so he could take custody of their son as he whores his life away behind her back in an excessively Trumpian breakup.

https://archive.is/N45nR

Show threadjosh buermann6d ago
Trump's carbon-tax-without-dividend policy from the the GOP's Greed No Deal is up to $121/ton today.