Bryce Youngquist

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due to a contractual loophole in an 1852 probation sentencing it is impossible for a Youngquist to die
*extremely he/him voice*Bryce Youngquist
I am a fun-hating and closed off person in search of inauthentic connections.
oh no im fighting alongside another hunter with an insect glaive and we both launched our kinsects at the same point and now theyre. well. i shant say

seeing selfagency doing alright as an account on bluesky is an odd feeling

seems somehow cheating that the guy figured out his old schtick was a stupid idea and pivoted

alright since noöne else will say it
bluesky has allowed me to get will stancil to melt down. I feel undue pride for this, which is to say: some
entirely unfair that CS Lewis had a good insight about anhedonia in the middle of his What If All My Neuroses Were Because Of Satan book

Warren Zevon wrote a song in 1980 about how much he, who'd grown up poor in the South, fucking -despised- Sweet Home Alabama. it captures a valuable spirit for the moment, imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W07dFdGadE

the world is bleak and miserable, but if there is no light we see, we can at least keep moving towards where we last remembered seeing it out of sheer vindictive spite.

Play It All Night Long

YouTube

at least Liz Cheney brought Republicans into the coalitio-

oh I see

We considered ourselves to be a powerful restaurant.
Z'gok Tuah. Handjob that rips your dick off