Windows displaying this screen for half an hour should be illegal

Sorry if I seem distracted today, I finished Red Dead Redemption 2 last night. RIP Drooly Andrews.

Gonna use this line at parties to get people to not talk to me

One piece short of a 1,000 piece puzzle

Don’t forget there are still a few days left in Dry January to harass your hungover friends

Unused “Naturally” seal I made for my very human album last year (full band w/live drums instead of me playing/sequencing everything.) I thought it’d be fun to have something like the certifications on organic food but for art that doesn’t use generative AI

A reminder that Siri sucked back in 2016

“The more the murderer!!!” - Bob the Angry Flower

Happy first birthday to my album “Naturally”! Some bandcamp codes you can redeem at bandcamp.com/yum/ first come first serve: 7p2f-wmd9 mflv-ctwt 95s6-xblb y7j2-ecvw 3mbd-uwgs w8vc-v4rl skbq-gpcj s3vf-3nsy pdgv-cmxr 6qxj-3jnd ❤️

My transition to becoming a contemporary Christian artist like David Bowie and Wham! is nearly complete. (Spotted by Cameron Paxton)