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@bnlandor
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Frantically #Writing.

I’ve made a terrible miscalculation and I am now running about Belfast on a number of errands having eaten one banana and my ADHD meds. And then I threw a coffee in on top.

I can grab food in about 45mins so let’s hope I don’t crash before then!

All the devs saying that Anthropic’s code quality is “normal” are telling on themselves and everybody they’ve worked with

(Also supports what many have been saying about software quality being a crisis that precedes LLMs, but that’s another story)

"You wrote a novel using AI? Cool. It's like that time I ran a marathon using a Ford Focus." -- Garwboy, ohai.social

https://ohai.social/@Garwboy/116336809106049307

Dean Burnett (that brains guy) (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image You wrote a novel using AI? Cool. It's like that time I ran a marathon using a Ford Focus.

ohai.social

"Macron added: “You have to be serious. When you want to be serious, you don’t go around saying the opposite every day of what you just said the day before. And perhaps you shouldn’t talk every day.”

Claws out.

Liebe #Bauern, damit ihr glaubwürdig bleibt, fahrt mit euren Traktoren jetzt doch bitte ein bisschen auf Autobahnen rum und blockiert Zufahrtstrassen. Nachher glaubt noch jemand, ihr habt gar nichts gegen hohe #Spritpreise sondern nur gegen die #Grünen!

RE: https://mastodon.social/@jcoglan/116334229654969479

Someone in my last thread on the topic quoted an unnamed startup CEO saying something like "it only has to work until we get acquired," and that sums up our so-called industry's approach to code quality perfectly. Claude Code obviously looks like a power multiplier when nobody gives a shit about the long or even medium term.

holy shit there's another entire fallback tree before this one, that's actually an astounding twenty two times it's possible to compress an image across nine independent conditional legs of code in a single api call. i can't even screenshot this, the spaghetti is too powerful
they are solving the year 2038 problem by making sure we never make it that far
Meta, YouTube must pay $3M to woman who got hooked on apps as a child

Meta emerges as the biggest loser as second child safety trial verdict hits.

Ars Technica
The part of the Claude dump where the Anthropic people instruct their slopbot to lie about being a slopbot.