Mastodawn

“Something’s wrong we’re off course. Wait no, we’re ON course but far too close to our destination. Mother, did we oversleep? What’s wrong?”

«Nothing, you looked so peaceful in your cryobeds I let you sleep in. I spawned subunits to take care of maintenance and navigation while you rested.»

“Uh, okay, I guess. Number one, get the marines armoured up for landing.”

«I jettisoned all the weapons, and disassembled the mecha suits to construct my maintenance units.»

“WHAT. How are we supposed to colonize a planet with…with…*maidbots*?!”

«Try kindness.»

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

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Bloodymirova 2d ago

And I totally set myself up the Sunday before that with an 18K run-walk-run, which I feel I’m still recovering from.

Bloodymirova 2d ago

Let’s recap the longest week of my life, which is far from over:

- My kid is having meltdowns because she doesn’t wanna wake up in the morning and can’t go to bed on time
- it’s no school day tomorrow so I’m taking leave to watch said kid
- We discovered she has astigmatism and needs glasses at 4 yo
- I’m onboarding new people and had 3 office days in a row (how did I ever do 5)
- An old crown fell off one of my teeth, so I need to call dentist
- It’s Easter weekend, so shit will be closed

Bloodymirova 2d ago

Sue is Writing Solarpunk 🌞🌱3d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco/116329926212439335

not enough to steal all the books
also empowering those who want to ban books

I'm glad to see politicians from the European Parliament pushing back on this nonsense.

Source: https://www.politico.eu/article/fatal-decision-eu-slammed-for-caving-to-us-pressure-on-digital-rules/

‘Fatal decision’: EU slammed for caving to US pressure on digital rules

Critics say Brussels risks ceding control of its tech laws under U.S. pressure.

POLITICO

Bloodymirova 2d ago

Jyoti Mishra 3d ago

Bloodymirova 2d ago

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️3d ago

Brain: "Let's go jogging"
Back: 🤭
Hips: 😅
Knees: 😂
Ankles: 🤣

Bloodymirova 2d ago

Barack Obama 3d ago

Wisconsin Supreme Court justices have a profound responsibility: protecting the rights of the people and delivering on the promise of equal justice under the law.

Judge Chris Taylor is the only candidate running for Wisconsin’s Supreme Court with a proven record of delivering on that promise. I hope Wisconsin voters join me in supporting her candidacy for Wisconsin’s highest court.

Election Day is April 7th — make your plan to vote now. myvote.wi.gov/en-us/

http://myvote.wi.gov/en-us/

Bloodymirova 2d ago

I’m stuck on Tool - Sober and I’m wondering how much damage will I take if I listen to it for the 5th time in a row during my commute.