Space ModdityControversial statement: iceberg lettuce isn't actually lettuce, it's corrugated water
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Brian
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Moose Allain
Witchy Woman 🐱🐾🐾*27-second fart that changes octave 6 times*
Me: Your turn
Telemarketer:
Me: Your turn
Telemarketer:
CrazyMyra
.chrisWhen the S in IBS stands for Serenade.
Ricki Yasha TarrHow To Speak British:
Apartment = Flat
Football = Handegg
Elevator = Lift
Woman =Vagina Gentleman
Blanket = Lazy Coat
Coat = Busy Blanket
Automobile = Moving Wheelie
Cat = Anger Dog
Republican = Wanker
Brosephine WiresI’m more shocked that this story is 5 days old and I first saw it today. But now “you snooze you lose” is literal, unless you watch 24/hr “Only 5 things happened & you feel 1 of 2 ways” cable news. Or I guess you can subscribe to a newspaper owned by one of three people instead of paying the light bill.
We must revisit the option of hiring 12-year-old orphans as town criers.
‘Lawyers with supreme court business paid Clarence Thomas aide via Venmo’
http://theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/12/clarence-thomas-aide-venmo-payments-lawyers-supreme-court
Frank WhitehouseClassic Movie Goofs: Platoon (1986)
In the movie Charlie Sheen goes to Vietnam believing he’s fighting for freedom. In fact he’s a mere cog in an imperial/industrial military complex terrorizing indigenous farmers to project US power toward the Soviet regime. Hilarious blooper!
DeanObeidallahHad caller to my radio show last night try to tell me Trump was not the cause of the Jan 6 attack. I no longer debate Trumpers. I simply say: “Assuming trump was responsible for the Jan 6 terrorist attacking to overturn the election you would still support him, right? “ They just go silent. Why? Because they would. That is the most alarming part of this because it’s what a fascist movement looks like.
LibertyForward1Million Dollar Idea: Bakery where all pastries are topped by several different people flinging icing over them from afar. Call it Bucookkie send toot