Mastodawn

Current Status: Currant Stasis.

How’d you like them apples?

Mojo malfunction.
Vamos Carlito!

Gareth Southgate Gurns into the lead. Beckham got bored and left his stunt double to save his seat.

Wimbledon Gurning Competiton gets off to a strong start.

Mum’s care home; Residents rooms Hot as Hades. The only people with air conditioning are the Administrators and Ward Nurses.

The Staff room for the care staff is too hot to be in.

Written to them asking why. Expecting a nothingburger response.

£1800 a week

Another day of OPB (old people’s business). Installed handrail and paint guides to the in-laws cellar, which was lit by a flickering 30 watt bulb*.

My wife is driving them back from the Ireland, and we’ve redecorated the house and made it a safe as can be. A nice surprise, amid the sadness.

After 14 years of dementia care, I’ve changed lanes to Team Parkinson.

The race never ends.

*If you did fall, you’d have a nice supply of wine to keep you alive.

Family data dump reaches new heights.

The search for Bond is over.
Fans are jumping for joy.

Start Point, Devon