Mustardon

@bitsnpieces
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Practicing the suggested art of shutting up.

Taking mediocrity to new levels of meh.

I take pictures and post stupidity. 

Mustardon1m ago
Dr. Everything’ll be Alright1h ago
Costco now selling sacrificial lambs
Mustardon7m ago
ɹ uɐp 1h ago

puke box hero (sorry)

#FlightAttendantASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

Mustardon10m ago
-0--1-1h ago
#Jesus
Mustardon14m ago
Dave Mason Photography🇨🇦🌪🌩📸5h ago
The bucket list shot I didn't know I needed until the opportunity arose. A shot of a Golden Eagle and Badger engaged in a stare down. July 18, 2025
#wildlifephotography
Mustardon21m ago
Wilson1h ago
Looks like they phased out Flux Capacitor support in 1989, and these FOSS patches are shite. Don't even ask me what they said at my local DeLorean dealership. I guess I live in "2025" now? What the fuck happened here, and why is that Biff jackass in the White House?
Mustardon26m ago
Picture Of The Day1h ago
#potd #potd2025 #pictureoftheday #nature #photography #thunder #naturephotography #weather #thunderstorm #notMyImage
Mustardon41m ago
as iZ43m ago

Load to Nowhere

#FlightAttendantASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

Mustardon46m ago
Lynne50m ago

#flightattendantasongorpoem
#HashtagGames

Airbus-ta Move

Mustardon46m ago
MeanderingOK49m ago

Airbuses In Flight, Afternoon Delight!

#FlightAttendantASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

Mustardon51m ago
Jadon56m ago

You Shook Me All Flight Long
- AC-130

#FlightAttendantASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

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Adrianna TanJul 7

We can learn a few things from frogs

#Frogs #Nature #Science

Show threadSave Elderly Housing! Patty 👀Jul 7
@skinnylatte So, even female frogs choose the bear?
Show threadpaulJul 8

@pattykimura @skinnylatte

“Choose a frog. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose frog... But why would I want to do a thing like that?”

― Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

Show threadTadhgJul 7
@skinnylatte that is inspiring honestly, we can always learn a few things from animals
Show threadAinsley LowbeerJul 7
@skinnylatte Female European aristocratic frogs use murder
Show threadalihan_bananJul 7
@skinnylatte unfortunately it wouldn't work on some men since we are worse than frogs
Show threadEggs now in different baskets.Jul 7

@skinnylatte Perhaps not. Don't underestimate the persistent nature of the testosterone filled male homo sapiens and the lack of impulse control when this is combined with alcohol and/or narcotic substances.

There are more than enough court cases/articles in the media here in Norway where the fact that the object of the male's desires was in a catatonic state turned out to be of no impediment to the male's pursuit of their goal.

If only we were like frogs. That would save so much distress.

Show threadsuzanneJul 7
@the_wub
Bullshit. It's not nature. It's that they don't learn that it's wrong and they see other guys get away with it.
Show threadEggs now in different baskets.Jul 8

@cshlan

"Nature" as in "the nature of the beast", rather than "nature" as "inevitable".

So you are right, it is not a given that all young men will grow up equating "the catatonic state" to "an invitation to procreate".

However, a lot of young men grow up in social vacuums whereby access to such lessons is absent. Even in supposedly egalitarian societies such as Norway.

So I think that it is important to educate my children about such things as peer pressure is a very powerful force.

Show threadMrinappropriateJul 8
@the_wub @cshlan Boys will be who we teach them to be.
Show threadAmici Is Me 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇳🇴Jul 7
@skinnylatte 
Show threadJakke LehtonenJul 7
@skinnylatte @piiabartos Quite many has already learned 😏
Show threadDadminJul 7
@skinnylatte Male frogs do the same when their boss walks into the office 🤪
Show threadThe Tired HorizonJul 7
@skinnylatte to be fair I've done that with 2 women 😂
Show threadPaul_IPv6Jul 7

@skinnylatte

steve martin used to do a "party guy" routine, where he did his side of a conversation at a party. one was him chatting up a woman. he ended with "so, what's a good number to reach you at when hell freezes over?".

not sure playing dead will be quite enough for some guys...

Show threadCynthia 💣🏳️‍⚧️Jul 7

@skinnylatte

What if death isn't a dealbreaker though?

Show threadÁngela Stella MatutinaJul 8

@la_sombra @skinnylatte

Yeah. Faked orgasms already failed us. (To anyone else reading this: no, they're not a nice gesture, we fake to make them stop with minimal violence.)

Show threadKaizJul 7
@skinnylatte
Be kermit, sexy reporter🥳
Show threadRobin BartonJul 7
@skinnylatte My guess is that every woman has felt that same feeling at least once
Show threadecho ex machinaJul 7
@skinnylatte yet another thing I have in common with female frogs
Show threadLinguist Gone Foreign 🌏Jul 7

@skinnylatte

Or... we could learn from female praying mantises and black widow spiders, and be ruthless with whatever male approaches us. 🤪

Show threadɹ uɐp Jul 7
@skinnylatte just logged on in order to boost this one post ⏫ 🐸
Show threadCogito Ergo DisputoJul 7
@skinnylatte but would it work?
Show threadTwotiredJul 7
@skinnylatte Or, crazy idea here, men could be respectful.
Show threadMatilda T. Zombie QueenJul 7
@skinnylatte I mean . . . I guess this is news to males throughout the natural world, but . . .
Show threadOrca 🌻 | 🎀 | 🪁 | 🏴🏳️‍⚧️Jul 7
@skinnylatte Growing up, I've heard stories (probably made up stories) of people faking death to avoid the chasing of bears.
Well...
Show threadspiegelmamaJul 7
@skinnylatte I've done this, lol. He figured out i was only "sleeping," so I rolled under a cabinet.
Show threadLeonard RitterJul 7
@skinnylatte this would not work for pigeons
Show threadKnightmareJul 7
@skinnylatte I read Dragon Flies do the same thing.
Show threadOld Man in the ShoeJul 7
@skinnylatte being human is enough
Show threadTrisJul 7
@skinnylatte I guess there are no necrophile frogs
Show threadsamiamsamJul 7

@skinnylatte

that seems handy

Show threadHelen FernandaJul 7
@skinnylatte Para humanas, deve funcionar na maioria das vezes.
Show threadkaramazov1879Jul 8
@skinnylatte If women did that don't think it would stop some men. Particularly Maga Rinos.
Show threadSasyecatJul 8
@skinnylatte
Im guessing Bill Cosby doesn't see a problem.
Show threadergifruit (they/he/she)Jul 8
@skinnylatte yeah, we've all been there 🫩
Show threadStrypeyJul 8
@skinnylatte Won't help you with rapists who are also necrophiliacs ...
Show threadRick McRickfaceJul 8
@skinnylatte
Show threadDendan Setia (Nins)Jul 8
@skinnylatte but I'd rather death to the other party .....
Show thread@iveylineJul 8
@skinnylatte Clever. Female black widow spiders eat the males after mating. Another idea from nature!
Show threadLincoln PinesJul 8
@skinnylatte I already do this at work.
Show threadAmiga UnicornJul 8
@skinnylatte aaaaaand... do they shut the fuck up too, when they mimic death?
Show threadcorrado937Jul 8

@skinnylatte

Enjoy necrophiliacs, then