Maybe the issue is capitalisation. Hang on.
#BeaumontHospital
#BEAUMONTHOSPITAL
#BeAuMoNtHoSpItAl
#BeaumizzlehHospizzle
#B34um0n7H05p1741
#cmonguys

Man, I hope someone at #beaumonthospital is monitoring this hashtag, cause my phone is about to die, and I don't feel confident enough in my infirmity (it was kinda #self-inflicted) to impose on my hosts' beneficence.

Huh, looks like #beaumonthospital doesn't have much of a mastodon presence. I bet their social media manager is eating their hat right now, missing out on all these #oppo's (that's short for opportunities, i don't know if that was clear from the context)

Loving the ambience at #beaumonthospital, the guy in the next bed is very calmly informing the nurse about his recent psychotic episode, and entreating her not to let him out on the street. Says he'd prefer prison. Admirably #candid! That's how you use hashtags, right? I don't really do this too often.