B'ad Samurai πŸπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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#security #automation #soar #iac and #tay

I love the PacNW / BC. When I'm not doing security shenanigans, you'll find me on a glacier, volcano, ski lot or sketching mushrooms on the trail.

I believe the outdoors heal and are for EVERYONE.

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Microsoft: 30% of our code is AI generated!

unbootable disks
don't delete the inetpub directory or it'll break patches
reboot loop domain controllers
worst performing UI in recent memory

Don't worry, we can all tell.

@SecureOwl after your post I immediately grep’d deleted, moved, inactive, terminated, user, account, etc for all outbound domains in my SEG. : )
@mttaggart @accidentalciso @da_667 What I used to do for career days was put up a terrible pewpew map to draw them to my booth and then explain why it's all bullshit when they got there. Lucky for you, there's a perfect map ready to go: https://pewpew.gayint.org
Pew Pew Pew Pew

Real time view of the cyber pewpews.

GAYINT PewPew Map

Someone requested baby goat noises, so enjoy! It's SO CUTE

#BabyGoatCountdown

@rootwyrm it’s ok if people are amateur or don’t think they are good enough. The problem with Fiverr and Etsy is AI slop and it just can’t be trusted. We just want humans we can talk to and draw us/pets that make our home feel.. not the internet.
@sundogplanets eep! So excited 🐐

@rootwyrm @cR0w we would love to fill our home with masto art. We’ve traded and bought a piece. How do we make easier?

#mastodonart

@cR0w we have had a lot of luck at farmers markets. Some friends had this one painted for us just before he died. (I don’t post artists’ work)

#dogsofmastodon