Okay, what about pinned toots though?

If you ban memes then the kids will just get memes on the streets, and the only people who benefit are illegal meme dealers and suppliers.

The house is on fire and we need to clear a passage for ourselves before the door handles become dangerous to touch while staying low enough to avoid the suffocation of the rising smoke.

So I guess we're all just super nice to each other on here? I can get down with that.

I just realized I have no idea what my follower count is
that is awesome
I am free from the numbers game

So, fellow brands, how about we brainstorm on synergistic strategies for creating maximum engagement and brand exposure by increasing the rate of collaboration between our Mastodon and Yo accounts?
[pause]
[beat]
[more pause]
[the sound of the multitude of toots arising all at once is as thunder heard remote]
*runs away to the oort cloud*