Maria Velasco ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

@azulesmarinos
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Colombian, feminist, ultra liberal, it crew, agnostic, anticlerical, coffee drinker, realist and loyal to my friends. Gen X, the forgotten generation. My opinions do not represent my current or future employer.
webwww.mariavelascocampuzano.com
In extremely silly things I am aware I am doing, I keep my phone in Mint just because I love the cartoon they use in their app and mailings... That little mint fox rocks.
So I am watching the UK conservative leader give a speach in the house where she sais that the budget given to socialfare should have go to defense, so UK can help USA bombing people in the middle east. She then say, prioroties are wrong. And all I can think is, I just live in a completely different universe. How is it posible someone even considers bombing people goes over helping people? What the hell do they have inside? Parents have been doing a bad job for a long time...
Must be great being able to live in a world where what ever you say is true for you, just like Trump does.
Bueno, y cuando uno acaba Netflix, ¿qué mas hace en el fin de semana?
I have special respect for those showing their cats and dogs in social media, instead of fancy pictures of themselves. Decided to become more respectable. (BTW, the pictute I had was not a picture but an AI generated joke thay used my selfie and then took 30 years and 50 pounds off me)
En serio que voy a programar un sistema de ruteo para entregas y voy a ir a regalarselo a D1 solo porque me desepera lo ineficientes que son sus rutas de entrega. ¿Quien planea eso? ¿Nunca ha visto un mapa de Bogota?
-"Call the police!"
-"He is the police!"
#tvquotes #banshee
@kirakira I still do that with opening a random book in a random page :)
Want to feel old? Bohemian Rhapsody is 50 years this year. You are welcome.
Cali es una belleza... #colombia