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DickCheney is endorsing #KamalahHarris and that's a good thing. But let's keep it real. If 45 didn't threaten his daughter, Liz Cheney, he would likely support him.
Things only become real to power when it has consequences for their own.
You're welcome, from you to you."
I've heard worse on TV. I'll try stand-up one day, but I gotta be quick. Jokes about aging get old really fast. No pun intended. Okay, maybe a little pun intended.
When it arrives, it's Christmas morning 'cause you don't remember what the hell's in the box.
Then... put it back in the box, wait an hour, and boom! Regift yourself. You know you've already forgotten what's inside.
Congratulations, you just became your own Secret Santa.
Stand-up comedy has its own unique rhythm. I once asked my drama professor how to land a joke - he had no answer.
Here's one I wrote, based on lived experience (because why not turn life's little frustrations into comedy gold?):
"Aging hack: Order stuff online.