Toby Newman

@asktoby
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Got impacted wax on my right ear so, while I wait for microsuction this afternoon, I've jerry rigged a hearing aid out of a selfie stick, a microphone, a minidisc player bought in 2001, and a pair of IEMs.

My daughter had her friend over yesterday, they played some MarioKart.

Daughter: "You press A to go"

3! 2! 1! Go!

Friend: "Wait, why am I stopping?"
Daughter: "Are you pressing A?"
Friend: "I pressed it! Wait, you have to hold it down? ...The whole time??!"

Pedro Pascalโ€™s American name is Peter Pound-Force
100% Spheroid Lunch
I still think #Psygnosis wins for best #gaming company logo.
Good morning.
Someone should tell Rasputin that RARing a second time will not yield further compression
4 hours into vibe coding a VR app in Godot and I get this:
It's crazy that you could buy 8TB of storage and a month's VPN for less than ยฃ200 and download all of Spotify from Anna's Archive.