- anonymous discord user

stolen from @alexisspacegirl

I DONT NEED A FUCKING AI OVERVIEW OF A FNAF FAN GAME PLAYTHROUGH

it's been long enough to where I'm comfortable saying this but one of my students dropped "perchance" in the middle of a conversation I was having with them and it was so incredibly difficult to not laugh

little-known bit of #magicthegathering lore is that one of Ugin and Nicol Bolas's other siblings was into compiler infrastructure

craziest board state I've ever been in and probably ever will be in. this player had some recursive thing where they kept creating a token and getting one life, did this around 400 times, and I took all of their creatures with Emrakul. Absolutely insane. Long live #magicthegathering

lmao

student used `exit(3)` because `man exit` shows syntax like this at the top and got a lot of points docked for a non-zero return code, more at 11