Alcohol doesn't count. Well played, Safeway. Well played.
I mean. I'm mostly joking. Free is always a good deal. I suppose the actual question is: Would I spend $800 anyway, and if not, would it be worth it to spend extra to get to the $800 threshold. My family of 4 usually crushes minimums, but this one is pretty high.
So, I can earn a free FreshPass which gives me free unlimited delivery from Safeway (REAL free delivery), which normally costs $99/year, but which is always on sale for $50/year, if I spend $800 as Safeway by 02/28. I can't tell if this is a good deal...
As I've gotten older, I've become increasingly immune to "Honey dos." But my wife is a smart woman and has become increasingly stronger with honey dos without directly honey doing. Today: "I'd like to move into family game time when we get back so if you could..." -- Checkmate.
I officially have no overdue library books. It really is the season of miracles.
I just randomly schedule a tweet that says, "Checkmate." to do go out sometimes. Sooner or later, it's going to be epically well timed.
I hate that Velcro is a copyrighted brand name. Saying "hook and loop fastener" is so dumb.
Ah, that slightly ominous moment as the numbers on your trading screen suddenly decrease the rate of blinking numbers and then slowly trickle into stillness one at time as if each one drifts off to sleep, or worse.
Market closed. (Trading poetry?)
So, my password thing shows that I have a username, but the login screen wants me to enter an email address. Oh, Mastodon, don't ever change.
Are we still doing this? Should I bother doing a crash dive into the Fediverse? Should I just ask one of these dumb AI things about it? They probably have pretty good answers on it.
