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Higher ed web nerd by day. Nights I’m found being the adult in the building at kink parties or live texting my existential OCD. I have 🦀 & they go on adventures with me. P.S. Peeps Are Evil
Current labels:she/they | ace | AuDHD
Location:Indiana
Even better, she doesn’t have power and wants me to go there and hang out. I have power and ac!! Whyyyyyyy would someone pass up a chance to cool off ?

I wanna say: sloth on the sofa in my jammies. Alone.

But like, I’m trying to be social and shit.

It annoys the crap out of me when someone repeatedly tells me they wanna go shopping for this or for that and when I finally set the date, first thing they ask day of: what do you want to do?

Hey I'm Amy! I struggle to get paid for making smut, music, and other fun stuff.

I can rewire a light switch, solve the e^(-x^2) by hand, plumb a sink, fix a circuit, play guitar, write songs, care for animals, bake sourdough, and teach math to people that hate it but walking into target gives me a panic attack.

Oh, and I'd love to get better at Espanol

#intropost #introducion #trans #transfemme #transrights #lgbtq #queerliberation #music #musician #dididotagsright

Attention pervy folks: I’ve got a regular, sex positive event that needs a schtick. Thoughts? And the answer can’t include asking people to perform. Originally the schtick *was* the sex.
Of course I ate it. I ain’t fancy.
Don’t you hate when you eat the danish edges and save the yummy cream for last only to have it fall on your sofa before you can eat it?
It would be wild if the alien intelligence threatening Earth over a missed text in Star Trek IV was the same one in Star Trek The Motion Picture Like, it has the whale songs on vinyl and just wanted some more

The perfect end to priDE MONth.
EVIL DEAD RISE is coming to HBO (I refuse to call it Max, it's stupid) on Friday for the US. So excited to finally get to see this movie.

(Artwork by Bill Crisafi)

#horror #EvilDeadRise #HBO #Max #Pride #DemonMonth #HorrorMovie #streaming @horror

A submissive to the club's inbox: "If I send you our STI testing results, is that good enough to go to a vetted event?"

Me: "No. Those tests don't tell us if you understand consent."

#BDSM #Kink #BDSMClub