Baklava Monster

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After 1.5 years, finally got a vulnerability report through to the devs. Well done Atlassian 🥹
Das Gehirn in der Puppertät funktioniert genau wie eine Raupe in der Puppe: vorher alles wunderbar verdrahtet, nachher auch...dazwischen ist es schlicht Neuronenbrei. Evolution nennt das Metamorphose. Eltern nennen das „diese Phase". Beides ist biologisch korrekt.
@FlohEinstein wo ist roger niles wenn man ihn braucht? #wearefamily
fuck this apartheid shit
@xtaran ich wollte nur etwas über HTTP/2 erfahren, da bin ich darüber gestolpert, und verschlinge es gerade 😅

TIL «[...] the Radio Act of 1912 was signed into law within the United States and mandated licensed use of the radio spectrum. The original bill was in part motivated by the investigation into the sinking of the Titanic.»

https://hpbn.co/introduction-to-wireless-networks/

Too bad #Atlassian are not eating their own dogfood when it comes to their support portal at https://support.atlassian.com (not JSM cloud). Otherwise I could've demonstrated the impact of a finding they don't consider a vulnerability in the support ticket itself.
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Ich mag den Vibe dieses Fussballvereins

Lol, Rejection template for security / bug bounty submissions:

"Report rejected. Feeding basic linter warnings into an LLM to generate a catastrophic threat narrative does not constitute a valid vulnerability disclosure. We do not pay bounties for computationally expensive, synthetic panic. Refer to: https://406.fail"

RFC 406i - The Rejection of Artificially Generated Slop (RAGS)