It's a Reliant Robin, not a Robin Reliant.

Back in the day I scoffed at Rick Astley but fair play to him: he's been the basis of an harmless internet meme that's gone global and Rickwashed "The Smiths" with "The Blossoms" so that people can do karaoke without feeling one is endorsing a twat. What a guy.

People talk about the electrifying effect Zack Polanski has had on the Green Party but I think Starmer's impact is bigger.

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If you want to create mystique and legendary status, and reincarnate the purest, highest level nightclub experience, open a club where you leave the phone at reception.

Women never have a whole second family, do they? Because they do so much of the work involved

Supermarkets should have patrolling trolley wardens to stop old ladies from steering their trolleys with their forearms. They're a danger to other shoppers because they can't steer them properly and risk severe back pain from the stupid angle at which they need to shuffle.

Every flag should feature a mythical animal. Notice how the roundabouts aren't being painted in Wales? It's because idiots can't draw a dragon.

I avoided Fiona Apple's music in the 90s. The daft album titles put me off. I recently decided to listen for the first time. Turns out she's fucking amazing and the most exciting discovery I've made in years. Wish I could go back in time.

I find it very strange when super fans of a band will try and convince you that their best and most successful album is actually their worst one, and the album you really need to listen to is the dud that was a critical and commercial flop.