ohhh kay i am starting to misspell things like crazy i've definitely got a migraine. played is not spelled plaid, anyways, gnight until i fix whatever i broke in my bodys delicate balance of Crap that it must now cause pounding eyeball pain and shit for vision & wording
i love this planet and her curvy body. as a teenager, i was often teased by my friends for my attraction to planets on the thicker side, ones who were three oblong and spheroid, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as “round” or even “globe.” then, as i became a man and started to educate myself on issues such as astronomy and how the media marginalizes planets by portraying a very narrow and specific standard of beauty (flat, two dimensional, distorted for the aid of navigation)
my bf a perfect man? no. he asked me to put on cartoons as background noise last night, then made me turn off A:TLA. his official statement on the subject is, "i just don't really care for it."
bf has started responding to all skin changes on my hands by solemnly informing me that it's skin marbling, a cosmetic change that happens shortly before someone dies.
happy pride month! i'd like to take this time to remind u that im proud of you
sometimes its pretty cool stuff! a childhood assumption explained and corrected, a satirical article that got stored as fact researched. but then sometimes it's just hearing Lose It by Eminem and finally understanding the beginning of The Interview
sometimes things get put into perspective that like, didn't need to be put into perspective. pieces of culture clicking together, references I didn't realize were references, years apart they fit together in my head. a mystery that didn't need to get solved, that i didnt even realize was a mystery, but that sure got solved anyways
*dog, but actually, i stand by that
imagine being rich enough to just breed a new type of god as a hobby
wish choosing to dress in a way that makes me feel better about myself didn't make ppl hit on me. mildly considering shaving my head and going back to stained pajamas but that has its cons too
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