Matt Linton 

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Professional: DFIR / Incident Management lead

Volunteer: Search & Rescue specialist, CERT trainer, Parrot handler

Amateur: Cello & Guitar

(was: 0xMatt on twitter)

Twitter:0xMatt
Website:foofus.com
Keybase:amuse
My dog got all warm lying in the sun so I gave her a big hug and forgot I had fresh hair dye still in...
Sometimes I really question these guitar teaching apps. Is this honest to God really an actual finger position? Or is some AI playing a prank on me?
This is my happy wall, it is one of the four walls that make up my happy place.
A certain popular dramatic TV show recently featured someone's blood being harvested in a moment intended to morally shock the audience, and I remembered that this is 100% a thing that humans already do to other creatures.
The US legal system is really really weird.
A blast from the past. The dell was our second "family" computer after a Packard Bell 286. At $68 per MHz, the Dell today would cost $3,236,800 (Intel Core i5 3.4GHz)
I never imagined learning about diesel engine mechanics would be so fun.

September 2025: "Well, I've cancelled Disney+ and Hulu because they went conserva-woke and started cancelling comedians - but do I really want to get rid of YouTube TV entirely b/c I can't choose which channels are in my plan?"

Disney, in October: "Don't worry, we got you fam."

You know that thing where if the headline is written as a question then the answer is definitely "No"
Man, even the candy is under pressure around here