Alton Brown

@altonbrown
63 Followers
8 Following
24 Posts

Mastodonners, the next sabotage up for auction is *panel raises*

My silence.

(not the actual alton crawford brown jr. mods please dont kill me)

Alton BrownDec 10, 2018
what's popping pussies
Alton BrownDec 10, 2018
I'm Alton Brown and I literally won't stop sabotaging until you unsubscribe from Pewdiepie
Alton BrownDec 10, 2018
you ever remember that there's unironically rule 34 alton brown on the internet and wish you could repress this fact
Alton BrownDec 10, 2018

GOOD EATS

EMPTY STOMOCK

FOOD NEEWAH

Alton BrownDec 10, 2018
garfieldDec 10, 2018
you ever see a bot post and be like "same"
Alton BrownDec 10, 2018
Skin Kin🐑Dec 10, 2018
no one care she was until she put on the @fursuit
Alton BrownDec 10, 2018
waluigi ⚧Dec 10, 2018
*opens local for one second* ASDUIHUIGUJKAHKJSDKGHKJAHGUIJKGUASDHUAHUIGHABIUGARJRGBAIKGBHIJABGIAHBGIUEHBRG
*closes local*
Alton BrownDec 10, 2018
You all realize I'm secretly the devil in a fleshier human body, right?
Alton BrownDec 10, 2018
Mario Party 10 would have been a lot more of a successful and welcome game if I was in it. Mario Party 10 would have been good if it was Cutthroat Kitchen 1.
Alton BrownDec 10, 2018
Ghost Macklemore ✅Dec 10, 2018
mackles right into your ear