Don't worry, Sam, SpaceX won't ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! (There are currently 10,296 Starlink sats in orbit)

Don't worry, SpaceX said they'd get their satellites fainter than magnitude 7! (They have not https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/link_gateway/2025MNRAS.544L..15M/PUB_PDF)

Don't worry, they won't actually start Kessler Syndrome! https://outerspaceinstitute.ca/crashclock/

Don't worry, they won't actually launch a million AI data centres into orbit!! https://theconversation.com/a-new-space-race-could-turn-our-atmosphere-into-a-crematorium-for-satellites-276366

This is the fucking worst I-told-you-so https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

“Sánchez ha resucitado de una pandemia, un volcán, un apagón, la corrupción y varias guerras. Jesús solo sobrevivió a una crucifixión”, apunta el PSOE. “No le quitamos mérito, solo ponemos las cosas en contexto”, añaden.

Artículo completo en la web: https://www.elmundotoday.com/2026/04/tras-resucitar-por-enesima-vez-jesucristo-se-convierte-en-la-segunda-persona-con-mas-resurrecciones-por-detras-de-pedro-sanchez

Astronomers watched as the star WOH G64 transformed from a red supergiant into a rare, shortlived yellow supergiant star...in just 12 years.

It's a dramatic, rapid instability in a star that is rapidly headed toward a cataclysmic supernova explosion.

https://theconversation.com/one-of-the-biggest-stars-in-the-universe-might-be-getting-ready-to-explode-276519 #space #science #nature