@alsv_

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Pro-Stupid
I saw a dude with a Honda Motocompo (new) on the bus the other day
Just me and the little moments.
#CatsOfMastodon
The trouble with hanging out with dudes in their twenties is that you get caught in twenties bullshit
This dude ran my fucking backpack over

“Enia, why does your couch have loose/missing buttons?” 👇

#LilOrangeAnnie #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

"If you see a person wearing weird glasses in public, thank them for their work at NPR."

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Tips For Supporting Public Media

The Trump administration has targeted NPR, PBS, and their affiliates. The Onion shares tips for supporting public media.  Contact your senator with thoughts on the Downton Abbey finale. While grocery shopping, text Morning Edition to see if they need anything. If you know the identity of a famed serial killer, consider giving the scoop to […]

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By that, I mean I get drunk at well known bars and take the bus home
I'm a real cosmopolitan-ass dude