almost witty

@almostwitty
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Random attempts at #wit and #anecdotes. Intrigued by #tech #standupcomedy #film #london #doctorwho #office365 #petshopboys #synth #w12 #w6 #cymru #notwhite and overthinking #popculture. Quoted in The Guardian. Hubs/dad. #British+. He/him. Recovering from #LiveJournal. Somewhat addicted to #facebook and looking for a replacement.
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The progression of time is inevitable and unrelenting.
How CoPilot can't recognise sarcasm

Me: I need to eat more healthily.

Also me: it was Poutine yesterday. Turkish today. Pub twice tomorrow. Pizza Saturday. Unlimited roast on Sunday.

I'm not very popular, normally.

A 1990s-themed bar in Covent Garden. Which is a bit like in 1995 going to a 1950s-themed bar.

Now if only they served Hooch or snakebites... (and I'm reasonably sure karaoke wasn't a thing in 1995)

Somehow still standing in the heart of Fitzrovia near the British Museum. Why has this not been replaced yet with some hideously expensive gleaming glass structure for rich shoppers?

Uno, dos, tres, quatro !

#sexpress #s.express #1980smusic

The things you find in a #london #charityshop #goodwil

The kids today call this #pebbling. Back then we'd call it " #clipping out bits of a magazine to save and maybe send onto friends" in the real world.

#timeout was awesome in the paper era.

Who knew that all it took for a dog to like me was holding a thick egg sandwich in my other hand?

#millie #dog #dogsofmastodon

I'm not saying that the forces of destiny are conspiring against my microwave cheese floppies but look at what I've just been given...

Probably not the day to suggest a change on the venerated London Transport / Underground map but ...

It's a short walk between Dalton Kingsland and Dalston Junction station. So why wouldn't there be a handy dotted line to show how you can walk (without rhythm) between them?

#tfl #london #dalston