Alex O’Neal

@alexfiles
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16 Following
102 Posts
Writer, artist, software designer, autistic. “Flee from me, keepers of the gloom.”
favorite purpleaubergine
favorite graycloud
favorite pirateBlack Bart
favorite worddog
Alex O’NealApr 29, 2023

Husband-person, on seeing a mullet:

“That’s not a mistake, that’s a sin.”

#Hair #HairOpinions

Alex O’NealFeb 16, 2023
Chad McCulloughFeb 14, 2023
⬇️ ⬇️ ❤️
Alex O’NealJan 26, 2023
George Takei  🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽Jan 26, 2023

I did not have this feud between two drag queens on my 2023 bingo card but I am here for it. 😂

https://www.comicsands.com/trixie-mattel-shades-george-santos-2659304818.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=toot&utm_campaign=sand

Drag Queen Trixie Mattel Epically Shades Santos After He Calls Out 'Terrible' Impressions Of Him

The heels have come off.

Comic Sands
Alex O’NealJan 25, 2023

It was wrong for Duncan Idaho and it’s wrong for pets.
- It’s not your friend, it’s their genetic copy. You can’t replicate their life.
- Cloning is imperfect.
- This is worse than buying purebred from a puppy mill and ignoring the amazing friends in shelters. Go to your local shelter!
- Someday, some jerk is going to clone their sick animal and end their life sooner. (Someday they’ll do it to a person.)

#SMH #PetCloning #WTF #Dogs

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Alex O’NealJan 19, 2023
Brian JopekJan 18, 2023
Meanwhile, on Scotland’s Isle Of Skye … a digital version of an Anthony Rybak painting by Juuso Hämäläinen.
Alex O’NealJan 17, 2023
Jamie Melissa RenwickJan 17, 2023
Echoes of my heart attack. Blood thinners. Today, I had the nosebleed that just kept on giving. After 4 hours a trip to Emergency, then another three hour extravaganza followed. Home now. But, seven hours for a simple nose bleed? Fuck you blood thinners. Oh wait, no, I love you.
#nosebleed #bloodthinners #heartattack
Alex O’NealJan 16, 2023
nixCraft 🐧Jan 15, 2023
I was there Gandalf, I was there 3000 years ago
Alex O’NealJan 15, 2023
Anya🏳️‍🌈✨Jan 14, 2023

A lesbian, bi person, gay man and a trans person waiting in line.

An lgbtqueue.

Alex O’NealJan 14, 2023
Socar MylesJan 14, 2023

Here are some birds dressed as operatic characters. They are describing themselves with varying degrees of honesty.

Papageno, left, claims to be the birdcatcher. This is absolutely true.

Don Giovanni, in the middle, says he's a good-hearted man. This is untrue.

Dulcamara, right, claims to be a great doctor. This isn't true either, but the worst you'll get from his "medicine" is a hangover.

#birds #opera #drawing

Alex O’NealJan 13, 2023

Those are her conditions and I’m just going to have to accept them.

#MastaCats #CatsOfMastodon #Tortie #Work #WorkLifeBalance