alba

@albacan
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I have an array of wtfisms on this profile including: wtf is this, wtf is that, wtf are those, and wtf is this reality?

I also enjoy stupid humour, crude humour, clever humour and well executed versions of these types of humour.

My dislikes? Dishonest politicians, and corporations who take advantage of their employees and the public.

@godpod this is the flood I would gladly witness.
The next great flood shall be wrought by the tears of billionaires finally paying their fair share.

@godpod it's easier to divide the common man because people haven't quite yet realized that there's more of them than there are the wealthy.

It's easier to attack those who one views as equal or less because they're an easier target. The wealthy are not invincible. And money does not make a shield.

The umbilical cord is the worst life support system ever.

It's like "here, let me feed and sustain you, but also try to kill you on occasion by wrapping around your neck.". Like wtf kinda design is that?

#pregnancy #pregnancycomplications #wtf

@godpod I spotted a headline the other day that said "Interest in Moving to Canada Spikes After Trump Win" or something to that effect. Happened in 2016 as well, and yet they still voted him in again.

It's like my province of Cold Texas; blaming the NDP for things that happened...while the NDP wasn't even in power. Because reasons.

Humanity needs a reset, but that reset button was busted a long time ago. When are you gonna get that fixed, anyway?

@vga256 OMG I WANT IT.
@vga256 don't get me wrong, I'm a huge sucker for the classics, but really? And companies wonder why piracy is sky high.
@godpod ah, that reminds me that I need to get the shoebox gifts ready for the Woke Liberals' donations this year.
@godpod nah, it's clearly really uncomfortable looking spandex costumes.
Turns out, the secret to a packed federal bench is Republicans being too busy tweeting about pronouns to show up and vote.