I have an array of wtfisms on this profile including: wtf is this, wtf is that, wtf are those, and wtf is this reality?
I also enjoy stupid humour, crude humour, clever humour and well executed versions of these types of humour.
My dislikes? Dishonest politicians, and corporations who take advantage of their employees and the public.
In my 38 years of existence on this planet, I never thought I would have to tell one of my #cats to stop trying to lift up the toilet seat.
#catlife #catowner #catownerproblems #catlovers #smartasscats
Behold, this doofus in all his glory. Big, dense dumb dumb who now goes by Mr Potatoes.
WRONG AHS, GOOGLE
#americanhorrorstory #albertahealthservices #alberta #GoogleSEO #excusemewat #waitwhat #excuseme #ahs #ohno
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate this parking sign I found in front of #yyc #vca #vetclinic today?
With all my posting about the antics of my newly adopted nutcase, I needed to see this.
Remember when I said I #adopted a sweet #cat today? Turns out he's also a goddamn #catburglar. So far, he's managed to break into my purse, my backpack, is working on opening ALL THE DAMN DOORS, and now he's eyeing the window latches.
...
He's been here 6 hours.
I just #adopted a sweet cat from the #yyc humane shelter.
I'm aware that he can open cupboard doors.
I was not aware of how quickly it would take him to figure out how to open other doors.
I'm in trouble, aren't I?
#cats #catsofmastodon #catlover #catlovers #smartasscats #howthefuck #AhShit
I met this handsome hefty fellow at the #calgaryhumanesociety today! While I wound up adopting another sweet boy, Buckley stole my heart. This big cuddle butt is a whopping 19lbs.
He's a total attention hog, and though he does have some minor issues with his back end, as an older boy, it's quite common.
He is one of the #sweetest boys I've ever met, and I hope he goes to a welcoming home.
#Calgary #yyc #petadoption #cats #caturday #catlovers #adoptdontshop #CatsOfMastodon #happycat
I was advised that my doctor wants me to heavily consider #breastcancer screening earlier than 40, and now #ovariancancer screening as well. My husband sent me a photo of my baby #kitty copying her late mom. It made me so happy.
We lost our #dog and #cat within 2 months of each other in 23. They spent 16 yrs together, and her little one here is our last #cat. Cherish your #pets because time is fleeting, and we are not promised tomorrow.
Husband & I are still grieving the loss of our beloved #dog and #cat & it's rough. We've got my other #kitty here as well, but she's definitely lonely without them. I spent 16 years with them, adopting them at 6 mths, and my other baby is from her litter.
My husband never had pets, and when he met me, he suddenly had 3. He didn't like cats, but Wookie became his queen, & he told me he'd give anything to hear her again. I love taking photos and vids & found her again. I miss you so much ❤️❤️❤️
I found this #cat comic, and it's so wonderful that I had to share it with everyone.
#cats #catcontent #catlovers #catlover #cat #fuckyeahcats #omgitisamazing
Yesterday at my workplace, we had a #tiny #rabbit that got scared by a heavy crane and decided to take a tour of the #maintenance garage. Little dude was backed against a wall, and had an expression that I can only describe as, "oh...I dun fucked up.".
Below: my rendition of said #rabbit
As a side note, I can't draw #rabbits
