Mastodawn

Alan Jul 14, 2025

https://youtu.be/0yQXGdAz0zA

#chumptrump #chumprhymeswithtrump #mocktrump

YouTube

Alan Jul 14, 2025

George Takei

🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽Jul 13, 2025

Let’s put this to bed.

That last line tho.

Mushrooms may very well solve EVERYTHING!!
https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7gm3a/tinder-fungus-body-armor-material?utm_medium=social&utm_source=vice_facebook&fbclid=IwAR0lYvA15yYWN2r7-JscN4-lsIxKG9XDA5K9f5gG96x-xtFczBspH9IrEN0
#FUNGARMOR #Mushrooms4TheWin #MushroomsAreGoodOnAnything

Futuristic Body Armor Could Be Based on This Weird Mushroom, Study Finds

The overlooked fungus "fomes fomentarius" has incredible properties that can be used to develop strong, ultralight materials.

Alan Feb 24, 2023

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3paxb/3d-printed-blowjob-powered-dildo-keyboard-gagwriter-diy?utm_source=vice_facebook&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR0FYoCrsAb0wEBfO8F8q-CPg8v3Lms8ezdmGQ2qVhV-ePk13cHRBe2ir5A
#UseYourWords #Dicktation

This Blowjob-Powered Dildo Keyboard Is Perfect If Your Job Sucks Dick

Using different combinations of tongue-maneuvering on the shaft, the Gagwriter taps out letters like a real keyboard.

Alan Feb 24, 2023

Oh man, dictation just got CRAY cray.. #UseYourWords #DickTation #KeepScrolling #HungLikeAStudFieldmouse https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3paxb/3d-printed-blowjob-powered-dildo-keyboard-gagwriter-diy?utm_source=vice_facebook&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR0FYoCrsAb0wEBfO8F8q-CPg8v3Lms8ezdmGQ2qVhV-ePk13cHRBe2ir5A

This Blowjob-Powered Dildo Keyboard Is Perfect If Your Job Sucks Dick

Using different combinations of tongue-maneuvering on the shaft, the Gagwriter taps out letters like a real keyboard.

Alan Feb 21, 2023

Way to go UofO!! #GoDucks #ToolUsers ##NotSoSpecialAfterAll
https://www.kezi.com/news/dig-site-finds-reveal-new-information-on-the-origins-of-humanity-uo-professors-say/article_fba11302-b152-11ed-abed-c7d5ac81bd43.html

Alan Feb 15, 2023

Oh wow....
A man of my age must pause today... pay homage, to our greatest inspiration of our teen years.....
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.etonline.com/raquel-welch-actress-and-legendary-bombshell-dead-at-82-199248%3famp
#RIPRacquel
#Thanks4TheFantasies #YesThatWasAWetDream

Raquel Welch, Actress and Legendary Bombshell, Dead at 82

Welch died Wednesday morning following a brief illness.

Entertainment Tonight

Alan Feb 15, 2023

Glenn Fleishman Feb 15, 2023

Hey, who wrote that story in 2018 for Fortune about Trump rolling back a train-braking rule that was designed to prevent explosions near communities?

Huh! It was me?!

https://fortune.com/2018/09/24/train-explosion-prevention-rule-reversed-by-trump-officials/

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-rolls-back-train-braking-002105066.html

Trump Rolls Back Train-Braking Rule Meant to Keep Oil Tankers from Exploding Near Communities

An Obama rule to require new brakes to reduce the risk of oil train derailments, causing explosions and spilling gas, was reversed by Trump

Fortune

Alan Feb 14, 2023

Oh my fucking gawd IDIOCRACY is happening right before our very eyes!!!
https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7g898/walkable-15-minute-cities-con?utm_source=vice_facebook&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR2vc-tT80vKjWurskPnci0CI2gFfMm8B3vt16kGz1WGKp0ey8Ub7ms_HxA
#Idiocracy #ScaredOfWalkableCities

Conspiracy Theorists Think Walkable Cities Are Really Open-Air Prison Dystopias Now

To many city-dwellers, a "15-minute city" with everything you need within walking distance is a dream. Conspiracy theorists are seeing it differently.