Alan Bradburne

@alanb
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Hot dog
She’d sit out here all day if I let her
In the keynote, Apple claimed something like 1000 apps submitted per hour. I use literally 5 or 6 non-stock iOS apps - and all of them could easily be web apps if the companies involved were halfway competent and didn't want to track every swipe and tap.
What happened to the feature Apple promised years ago to change your eyes so it'd look like you were looking at the person in Face Time?
ngl though, the Apple campus looks gorgeous, wish I could have got to visit when I did work for them.
Yes, I often keep a safari tab open waiting for a "camp sign up" (wtf is a camp sign up?)
The contrived and poncey 'real world' examples that Apple always shows in videos always wind me up way more than I know they should. Like, who the fk would actually do those things?
Those Liquid Glass changes are sooooooo much better.
I miss watching these in real time and participating in the bants (and snark) but I’m not doing 2am