Important cultural training for the boy. He cleaned up a dopiaza and half a rogan josh

Brunch

Touristing

I’m so used to Japanese sized portions - feels like all servings here could do with being 20-30% smaller and we’d all be better off.

Totoro was wonderful. Basically exactly the movie but irl. Absolutely incredible puppetry and stagecraft. Only annoyance was the complete tosser that ran to the front of the stage at curtain call and started taking selfies, pulling poses and generally being a twat, ignoring all requests from staff to stop. Dickhead. Social media was a bad idea.

Going to go watch Totoro

Urgh I don’t want to sound like some snobby metropolitan elite, but I feel ridiculously more comfortable in London than anywhere else in the country.

Seems new Vietnamese chain, “Pho” and honestly, it’s pretty good. Kid had the pho and said it was great.

Is the British Museum a tad controversial? Yes. Is it incredible? Also yes.

Lunch at my old haunt, Foyles bookshop.