Welton Becket is a hack.

Newspaper ad, November 1991 - One Hour Photo.

Welcome To The Hoth Public Library!

Lantern Slides found in Special Collections Storage where my heart will go on and on.

Library patron who doesn't know how to use a mouse was required to come up with a password for a job application - 15 char, upper, lower, symbol.

Not the Python playground I thought it would be.

1948 Emerson Junior High Yearbook - the simulation rolled a rogue.

Biannual post that Welton Becket is a hack

Let's get one of these out there, hopefully not for the last time this season: Go Kings Go!

Staff: did you know you could make bread with ice cream and some flour and it's supposed to be really good?
Me: but why would you ruin a perfectly good tub of ice cream?