A nerdy, nonbinary, pansexual, polyamorous, socialist, anti-fascist Millennial weirdo fumbling through life.
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Finally took my brand new glasses back after the frame broke when I [checks notes] put them on my face. They replaced the frames and adjusted them. Days later, the frame just broke in the exact same way, in the exact same spot, for the exact same reason. Whoever supplies the frames makes cheap crap!
🤔I have also "Teleported to Waffle House," traveling through time and space.
I was in Houston home from college. I went to the club with friends. We ordered bottle service.
A friend asked "🤯Did you drink our whole bottle of Grey Goose?"
Next thing I knew it was 4 hrs later, eating at the Waffle House.
FEMA official Gregg Phillips believes he was teleported, in his car, multiple times to such places as a ditch 40 miles away from his starting point and a Waffle House 50 miles away.
And look, I want to believe in wild possibilities, but it kinda sounds like he just blacked out while speeding to me.
"Devolve into slop" is the new "pivot to video":
https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/17/buzzfeed-ai-slop-apps-sxsw-bf-island-conjure/
No, autocorrect, I did not go out of my way to manually type, letter by letter, "I'm bleh" only to have you decide I meant "I'm blessed." That is a VERY different message.
I also use "bleh" a thousand times more, and in more versatile ways, than the word "blessed" but you keep unlearning "bleh"
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Scalzi
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