Mastodawn

Pet peeve that matters not one bit in light of [gestures at everything], but is what I'm thinking about while trying to calm my brain by looking for Easter episodes:

Too many folks have broadened the definition of "Easter Egg" in media to the point that it now includes [checks notes] THE MAIN PLOT.

👽 Madam Adam the Alien 🖖Mar 25

Seattle is the largest city I've ever lived in. One thing I was unprepared for is the DAILY confusion of seeing familiar faces in the wild and thinking, "Have I actually met that person, do they just look like someone, or are they a stranger that keeps getting recommended to me on social media?"

👽 Madam Adam the Alien 🖖Mar 24

RE: https://mastodon.social/@adamthealien/116157016782802045

Finally took my brand new glasses back after the frame broke when I [checks notes] put them on my face. They replaced the frames and adjusted them. Days later, the frame just broke in the exact same way, in the exact same spot, for the exact same reason. Whoever supplies the frames makes cheap crap!

👽 Madam Adam the Alien 🖖Mar 22

mekka okereke

Mar 21

🤔I have also "Teleported to Waffle House," traveling through time and space.

I was in Houston home from college. I went to the club with friends. We ordered bottle service.

A friend asked "🤯Did you drink our whole bottle of Grey Goose?"

Next thing I knew it was 4 hrs later, eating at the Waffle House.

👽 Madam Adam the Alien 🖖Mar 22

FEMA official Gregg Phillips believes he was teleported, in his car, multiple times to such places as a ditch 40 miles away from his starting point and a Waffle House 50 miles away.

And look, I want to believe in wild possibilities, but it kinda sounds like he just blacked out while speeding to me.

👽 Madam Adam the Alien 🖖Mar 20

Scalzi Mar 18

"Devolve into slop" is the new "pivot to video":

https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/17/buzzfeed-ai-slop-apps-sxsw-bf-island-conjure/

BuzzFeed debuts AI slop apps in bid for new revenue | TechCrunch

BuzzFeed unveiled new AI-powered social apps at SXSW, but its demos drew muted reactions.

TechCrunch

👽 Madam Adam the Alien 🖖Mar 20

George Takei

🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽Mar 20

The debt keeps going way up, and our data is being sold off.

👽 Madam Adam the Alien 🖖Mar 17

Know your history! One of the most Irish things you can do is to say, with your full chest in words and actions, FUCK ICE!

👽 Madam Adam the Alien 🖖Mar 3

Some folks want election day to be a holiday so everyone can vote. But there are NO holidays in which EVERYONE has the day off. And some, like bus drivers, getting the day off would prevent others from being able to go vote. A single day to vote doesn't work. Fight for mail-in voting over a holiday!

👽 Madam Adam the Alien 🖖Mar 2

I just realized that I am as old as George Takei was during the filming of Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Oh myyy! 🤯