“I know you kids think you ‘have riz’ but did you know that Jesus is *riz-en*?”
My entire Twitter feed is:
[Famous Pro Athlete] “wow, Caitlyn Clark put on an all-time greatest performance”
[some neck beard with 3 followers] “lol she’d get wrecked in a boys high school game”
[set to the tune of ‘Moonshadows’]
🎼I can’t stop myself from
Doom-scrollin’
Doom-scrollin’
Doom-scrollin’🎶
Any fans of the band Calexico here? If so, I’ve created a subreddit for us to meet.