the scale of the legion is insane which always makes it funny that Jason is in charge of just himself in CHB. He’s butting into everyone’s scheduling and Clarisse throws him the lake, he tries to run training drills because he thinks capture the flag is getting to repetitive and is forced to join chariot racing with the Demeter Cabin and has the time of his life with this one sport in particular and understands.

i call a lot of things that came from PJO and HOO from the late 00sto the early 10s the persassy dark ages because of how corny and unusable a lot of things that came in that period are the nico is not gay, persassy, the neon fonts as the characters discussed questions, does anyone remember people making up names for the kids of charactersthis was pre reading comprehension and percabeth named a kid luke or zoë. these were the persassy dark ages. do you remember them? were you part of them?

Piper buys Jason prescription strength purple star sunglasses and Jason wears them everywhere when he’s chilling because the expression on everyone’s face is hilarious.
#jasongrace #heroesofolympus #pipermclean

Achilles’s heel causing him actual physically debilitating pain my beloved