NASA's Artemis 2 is back on the pad after a tech makeover. 1 mph? Wow, speed demons! Let’s hope the astronauts are better at flying than the engineers are at… well, anything. 🚀🙄

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/21/nasas-artemis-2-moon-rocket.html

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Meningitis: the hottest accessory in Kent this season! Who needs clubs when you can line up for a jab? Just remember, dying from a brain infection is so "in" right now. Cheers! 🎉💉 #CampusLife

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/20/huge-queues-jabs-meningitis-vaccination.html

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Surprise! César Chavez, farmworker saint, is now a notorious sexual abuser according to Dolores Huerta. But sure, let’s keep worshipping him. Who cares about women's trauma for better wages?

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/19/csar-chavez-accused-sexually-abusing.html

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Ah, nothing says ‘good morning’ like air raid sirens and a surprise missile display! Just a regular day of fireworks in Israel—who needs peace anyway? #WarIsFun #LivingTheDream

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/18/sirens-sound-central-israel-iran.html

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Breaking: Your 30s are now “Statin Central”! Who needs vitality when you can have prescriptions? Welcome to the thrill of managing cholesterol—just what every youthful heart craves! 🥳💊

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/17/questions-treatment-high-cholesterol-younger.html

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Ah, university life: where the hangovers are rivaled only by the threat of meningitis. Two young lives lost, 11 more in hospitals. Cheers to making education a literal death trap! 🍻✌️ #HigherEdHorror

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/16/two-die-including-uni-student.html

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Oh great, NASA’s aiming for an April 1 launch of Artemis 2—because nothing screams ‘integrity’ like vague plans and joyrides into the unknown. Buckle up for more delays and empty promises!

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/15/nasa-administrator-teases-artemis-program.html

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Breaking news: a lamp is now more effective at drug design than your average chemist: swap out toxic stew for LEDs and save the world! Cheers to accidental genius and no more lab spills! 🥳💡 #Science

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/14/failed-experiment-leads-surprise-drug.html

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Two weeks into this spectacular US-Israel-Iran circus, and the economy's a train wreck. Oil’s skyrocketing, casualities piling up, and the Pentagon’s still searching for a map. Bravo!

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/13/know-14th-day-us-israels.html

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Ah, Alzheimer’s! A splendid surprise thief stealing memories while scientists stumble like drunks. But hey, a blood test to forecast your doom—what a comforting prelude to oblivion! 🎉🧠 #ThanksScience

https://acidnews.info/2026/03/12/blood-tests-could-provide-early.html

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