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Random guy from Cologne, Germany.

Various interests:

#embedded_programming #digital_sovereignty #computer_security

#food_nerd #sourdough #gardening #books and #bookbinding, arty fartsy stuff.

I'm going all in on Mastodon and actually uploading a real picture of myself! Challenge: find one from after 2008 with just me in it having had a haircut in the previous two weeks.

I should get my hair cut more often.

Never before has “I work in the tech industry” sounded so much like “I work in the tobacco industry”
80% of Linux-on-the-desktop time is spent on trying to print something. The other 20% is needed to figure out how to transfer that pdf to your phone to print from there.
Am HBf Hamm darf man den Aufzug nur mit Fahrrad nutzen . Was die wohl verlangen, um die Toilette aufzusuchen?
Peter Thiel has spent $500 million trying to live forever and I’m just going to say it if he does, I don’t want to

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@pheonix/116221805295722939

it is for your own good - meta engineering probably 😂 from what i hear the IG app no longer shows your videos or pics to your followers. it is all algo driven. so you are not losing much not having that account. just delete the IG and move on with your life. no point fighting corrupt corporation i guess. fyi, mastodon/fedi offers pic and video sharing without stupid alogs.

@phillip Du hast eine Unterhose nicht nach dem ersten Tragen weggeschmissen und stattdessen in den Wäschkorb gelegt?
@phillip Balkonkernkraftwerk?
*TraurigEnttäuschterSeufz* aber mehr Retröts bekommt man mit Alt-Text.
@phillip "...das hat die Natur so gewollt, selber schuld."