Mastodawn

Cabbage Nov 19, 2023

I'm glad to see that Scott was able to drive that really "P = NP" problem

Cabbage Nov 6, 2023

Fun fact about me, I have Osgood-Schlatter disease. As a result I have a hard bump that sticks out just below my right knee. It makes it very painful to do horsey rides for my girls =/

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/21171-osgood-schlatter-disease

#parenting #kids #aboutme #myweirdbody

Osgood-Schlatter Disease: Causes, Symptoms, Treatment, Pain Relief

Learn about Osgood-Schlatter disease, a condition that causes pain and swelling in the knee. This condition primarily happens in adolescents.

Cleveland Clinic

Cabbage Nov 2, 2023

Benjamin Franklin never read the warning on the back of kites.

#BadBoy #HistoricalFacts #TechnicallyTheTruth #TechnicallyTrue #thebestkindofcorrect

Cabbage Oct 15, 2023

My daughter (5) asked me to take a bunch of notes during her presentation.

I thought I was pretty thorough

#dadjokes #parenting #kids

Cabbage Sep 29, 2023

Sometimes I just have no words...

#redneckengineering #geniusornot #electricvehicles #mercedes #mercedesbenz

Cabbage Aug 4, 2023

#drawyourdemon
#hashtaggames
#atla
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#avatarthelastairbender
#thelegendofkorra

This menace. Total dick.

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