David Stark

@Zarkonnen
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I make games about bad things happening to tiny simulated people. He/him.
Websitehttps://www.zarkonnen.com/
Airships: Conquer the Skieshttp://www.zarkonnen.com/airships
Swiss Game Hubhttps://www.swissgamehub.com/
More Gameshttps://zarkonnen.itch.io/
Opinion: If your fictional aliens aren't at least as weird as Earth insects, they're not weird enough => https://zarkonnen.com/xenobiology
@gamingonlinux Wart Hunder
If you think about the project as the people, then it becomes rather obvious that drive-by automatically generated patches don't actually contribute to the project. They are just so much noise. The people who generated and submitted them are not part of the project and usually don't intend to become part of the project. They didn't consult the other project members about their patches and they won't answer questions about them. They are like ephemeral ghosts, an illusion of contribution.
Just remembered my all-time favourite bug, where Android accidentally rendered the name of the "Grunt" tool on its webpage as "Dorkq" https://github.com/gruntjs/gruntjs.com/issues/81
Home page shows the project title as "dorkq" on some Android devices · Issue #81 · gruntjs/gruntjs.com

See here: http://www.browserstack.com/screenshots/2308d26f99f0b5915b53829c4ae5f9567b2d84be I haven't tried to figure out why. @practicum noticed that the letters are all 3 off and lowercase. G-3=d,...

GitHub
60% of men can't find this church
Pseudo-Aristotle is to Aristotle like pseudoscorpions are to scorpions: A more rounded body shape and no stinging tail.
I have made a Thot Toddy and it's surprisingly nice.
Please don't go to GDC. They charge a lot of money when the main benefit is socializing outside the conference and add to that the danger of traveling to the U.S and GDC must end. I have a lot of problems with GDC and how they con attendees and speakers with "it's good for your career" bullshit. I haven't gone in years and won't in the future.

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Despite everything, I bid you a good morning.